COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it
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*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

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In ancient Rome; men found guilty of rape had their testicles crushed between two stones.

Personally, I think they should start doing this again

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This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee


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feelin this

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