October 20, 2014 with 491,392 notes


I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

October 20, 2014 with 7,318 notes


Ed Sheeran: *writes song about Ellie Gouldings sexual acts*
Y’all: OOH SHADE!!!!
Taylor Swift: *writes a song remeniscing on a short relationship with a boy, talking about cute lil things they did like dancing*
Y’all: i can’t believe she’s invading his privacy like this! she’s so obsessed with him

October 20, 2014 with 32,644 notes


repeat after me:

there are white people suffering in the world

but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white

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Remember when that’s so raven, hannah montana, and the suite life of zack and cody did a mashup episode and it was the most exciting thing that had ever happened to you.
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Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

October 20, 2014 / 19,699 notes
October 20, 2014 with 19,630 notes


girls are SOOOO pretty i wish boys could take a hint and pick up their fucking game. get some eye liner you hillbilly cavemen